Political Satire

Zionist War Against Iran: Transforming the Middle East into Israel East By A. Cynic, Columnist for The Disillusionist Introduction: A New Map for a New Millennium Ladies, gentlemen, and politically-engaged…

Whose Protest Deserves Air Support An instructional satire for activists navigating empire-approved compassion There are many kinds of freedom in the modern world. There is freedom of speech (within reason),…

Who Should Be Bombed: First Iran or Israel? A Diplomatic Dilemma for the ‘Civilized World’ By Our Senior Political Satire Columnist Let’s be honest, dear friends, we’re all terribly behind…

Genocide in Iran™ vs Freeing Palestinians from Hamas® By Our Senior Political Satire Columnist There are moments in history when the political left is asked to think dialectically. And there…

The Zionist-United Arab Emirates (ZUAE): Your Gateway to a Lucrative Geopolitical Grift! By Yang Burzhome, Political Satire Columnist From Our Partners at Horizon Realignments LLC Discover the Axis of Opportunity.…

The Deep State’s New Internship Program: Join The Cabal Academy Now! By Yang Burzhome Thorne, Political Satire Columnist Do you feel a vague, gnawing sense of unease about global affairs,…

The Metaverse Embassy: A State Dinner Where the Canapés Are Code and the Conflicts Are Real By Yang Burzhome, Political Satire Columnist  It is a truth universally acknowledged that a small nation…

Making Syria Great Again: The Deluxe Geopolitical Package Hello, fellow concerned citizens, keyboard warriors, and moral cartographers! Do you ever look at the Middle East and think, “Why can’t they…

The Freedom Factory™: Exporting Democracy, One Shattered State at a Time Here at the Global Liberation Emporium (a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Department of State, the Pentagon, and several neoconservative…

The Liberation™ Brand: A User’s Guide to Exporting Freedom (And Crude Oil) By Yang Burzhome, Satirical Columnist If you’re a politically engaged millennial, you understand the sacred, non-negotiable tenets of…

Regime Change Is Just Interior Design for Nations Before: Sovereignty. After: Chaos with Better Branding. Welcome to “Extreme Makeover: Nation Edition” In the golden age of imperial minimalism, war is…

The Daily Bluster “Because Tomorrow’s News is Yesterday’s Outrage” WE WILL RUN VENEZUELA “And Other Modest Proposals for a Post-Polite Planet” By Cynic Yang  In a world drowning in the…