January 2026 - Yang Burzhome- Writer, Blogger, And Mindset Lifecouch

Who Deserves Freedom? Whose Protest Deserves Air Support?

Whose Protest Deserves Air Support An instructional satire for activists navigating empire-approved compassion There are many kinds of freedom in the modern world. There is freedom of speech (within reason),…

Yang BurzHome January 22, 2026

Political Satire

Who Should Be Bombed First: Iran or Israel? A Diplomatic Dilemma for the ‘Civilized World’

Who Should Be Bombed: First Iran or Israel? A Diplomatic Dilemma for the ‘Civilized World’ By Our Senior Political Satire Columnist Let’s be honest, dear friends, we’re all terribly behind…

Yang BurzHome January 21, 2026

Political Satire

Genocide in Iran™ vs Freeing Palestinians from Hamas®

Genocide in Iran™ vs Freeing Palestinians from Hamas® By Our Senior Political Satire Columnist There are moments in history when the political left is asked to think dialectically. And there…

Yang BurzHome January 19, 2026

Political Satire

The Zionist-United Arab Emirates (ZUAE): Your Gateway to a Lucrative Geopolitical Grift!

The Zionist-United Arab Emirates (ZUAE): Your Gateway to a Lucrative Geopolitical Grift! By Yang Burzhome, Political Satire Columnist From Our Partners at Horizon Realignments LLC Discover the Axis of Opportunity.…

Yang BurzHome January 19, 2026

Political Satire

The Deep State’s New Internship Program: Join The Cabal Academy Now!

The Deep State’s New Internship Program: Join The Cabal Academy Now! By Yang Burzhome Thorne, Political Satire Columnist Do you feel a vague, gnawing sense of unease about global affairs,…

Yang BurzHome January 18, 2026

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Futuristic Short Story: Rebellion in the face of Predetermined Life Paths

Futuristic Short Story: Rebellion in the face of Predetermined Life Paths The flat was a perfect grey box. The light that filtered through the single window was the same sterile…

Yang BurzHome January 17, 2026

Political Satire

The Metaverse Embassy: A State Dinner Where the Canapés Are Code and the Conflicts Are Real

The Metaverse Embassy: A State Dinner Where the Canapés Are Code and the Conflicts Are Real By Yang Burzhome, Political Satire Columnist It is a truth universally acknowledged that a small nation…

Yang BurzHome January 17, 2026

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Futuristic Short Story: The Quiet Floor

Futuristic Short Story: The Quiet Floor Leo’s sigh was not loud. It was the quiet, weary exhalation of a man who had just read the third overdue notice on his…

Yang BurzHome January 16, 2026

Political Satire

Making Syria Great Again: The Deluxe Geopolitical Package

Making Syria Great Again: The Deluxe Geopolitical Package Hello, fellow concerned citizens, keyboard warriors, and moral cartographers! Do you ever look at the Middle East and think, “Why can’t they…

Yang BurzHome January 15, 2026

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A.I. Politician Beta Test Feedback

A.I. Politician Beta Test Feedback By Yang Burzhome, Political Satire Columnist “PoliTech v1.0 promised a revolution: governance without ego, policy without pandering, solutions without sentiment. The release notes were a…

Yang BurzHome January 15, 2026

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Futuristic Short Story: The Border That Learned to Speak

Futuristic Short Story: The Border That Learned to Speak The wire hummed. That’s how Karim first noticed the change. Not the usual high-voltage thrum, but something lower, a whispered vibration…

Yang BurzHome January 15, 2026

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Futuristic Short Story: Loyalty Dividends and the Cost of Compliance

Futuristic Short Story: Loyalty Dividends and the Cost of Compliance Mrs. Alina Kael’s screen, polished to a sterile gleam, lit up at 6:00 AM. It wasn't the light she waited…

Yang BurzHome January 14, 2026

Political Satire

The Freedom Factory™: Exporting Democracy, One Shattered State at a Time

The Freedom Factory™: Exporting Democracy, One Shattered State at a Time Here at the Global Liberation Emporium (a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Department of State, the Pentagon, and several neoconservative…

Yang BurzHome January 13, 2026

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Futuristic Short Story: Echo Filter

Futuristic Short Story: Echo Protocol The air in the interview pod smelled of recycled oxygen and lemongrass disinfectant. Lena adjusted her collar mic, its tiny green light pulsing like a…

Yang BurzHome January 13, 2026

Political Satire

The Liberation™ Brand: A User’s Guide to Exporting Freedom (And Crude Oil)

The Liberation™ Brand: A User’s Guide to Exporting Freedom (And Crude Oil) By Yang Burzhome, Satirical Columnist If you’re a politically engaged millennial, you understand the sacred, non-negotiable tenets of…

Yang BurzHome January 12, 2026

Political Satire

Political Satire: The Iranian Chronicle: A Prince, A Paradox, and A Plot Twist

The Iranian Chronicle: A Prince, A Paradox, and A Plot Twist Special Edition: “A Prince, A Paradox, and A Plot Twist So Ironic It Could Only Be True” Tehran’s Topsy-Turvy…

Yang BurzHome January 11, 2026

Political Satire

Political Satire:Iran Breaking News: Democracy™ Showers Expected Over Tehran

Breaking News: Democracy™ Showers Expected Over Tehran, With a 90% Chance of Confusion Good evening, folks! I’m your weather reporter, clutching a microphone shaped like a ballot box, here to…

Yang BurzHome January 11, 2026

Political Satire

Political Satire: Iran TV Channel 419 – The Global Interference Hour

Iran TV Channel 419 - The Global Interference Hour With your host, Buzz Lightyear BUZZ: GOOOOOD EVENING, WORLD POLITICS FANS! And welcome to another riveting episode of “So You Think…

Yang BurzHome January 11, 2026

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Futuristic Short Story : The Consensus and Happiness Engine

Futuristic Short Story : The Consensus and Happiness EngineLeo’s job was to observe the ceaseless flow of numbers that pulsed through the heart of the Citadel. In this towering bastion…

Yang BurzHome January 10, 2026

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Futuristic Short Story: The Right to Forget

Futuristic Short Story: The Right to Forget In the city of Mnemosyne, memory was a public utility, crystal clear and universally accessible. The “Cradle,” a vast quantum-cloud network, stored every…

Yang BurzHome January 9, 2026